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hiking the appalachian

In June, 2009, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford disappeared from public sight for five days, a period during which neither his wife nor much of his staff apparently knew where he had gone. A Sanford spokesperson eventually told reporters that the Governor was on a secretive hike along the Appalachian Trial to clear his head after a tough legislative session. Turns out that Sanford had actually been in Argentina where he had been conducting an extra-marital affair.
"Why is Bob's wife angry with him?"

"He got caught hiking the Appalachian, if you know what I mean."
by bobjones55 June 24, 2009
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Hair apparent

son who appears to have inherited his father's male pattern baldness. It is a play on the phrase heir apparent and the irony that the subject's hair is becoming less apparent by the day.
James: "you should see my little bro's receding hair line! He's clearly the hair apparent in our family"

Anthony: "yeah, he really is a chip off the old block"
by Thinkerman78 December 15, 2009
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American Apparel

Where Cirque De Soleil gets their costumes. As a matter of fact, this amazing store provides the fabulous garments to circuses all around the world. No wonder it's so popular and overpriced!
Circus Organizer(boss): We're running out of costumes Oswald!

Circus Assistant(Oswald): Look boss, there's a store! I think it's called American Apparel.
by wowsad May 5, 2009
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Appalachian yard trout

An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.
"Ummmm this Appalachian yard trout is delicious, where did you get it?"
by canadiancolbertfan October 14, 2009
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Apparatus Theory

A metal/hardcore band, from victoria. Known for their energetic live shows across western canada. 4 bros havin a good time and exploding eardrums.
"Are you going to the apparatus theory show tonight?"
"FUCK YAA"
by vicscene September 21, 2009
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Hitting the Appalachian Trail

As unintentionally coined by South Carolina Govenor Mark Sanford, who in June 2009 disappeared for a few days to Argentina to visit his mistress, while his staff was left with the task of covering up his affair by alleging the Govenor was taking time off to hike the Appalachian Trail.

"Hitting the Appalachian Trail" is a phrase that can be used to describe a politician having an affair. Much like, "Sorry, honey, I was working late at the office." This phrase may achieve the popularity of other politico lingo, such as using the suffix "-gate" when discussing a political scandal.
"Despite the fact that former President Clinton hit the Appalachian Trail a few times during his presidency, many still remember him as a successful president."

"Many Democratic lawmakers are disappointed that numerous Republicans have been caught hitting the Appalachian trail in the past few years, yet still insist upon being the party of morality and conservatism."
by wordstress913 June 25, 2009
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appapaloozination

Black person slang normally used when dancing.
The act of air fucking.
That nigga's got some great appapaloozination.
by joeyiswhammo October 21, 2009
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