Tight and Shiny 

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

Tight and Shiny by melhorn April 3, 2022

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS 

It has been communicated from the parents truly enforced.

We are charmed to show you our

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022

Rise and Shine 

Rise and Shine - A wake and bake with amazingly good coffee and fat ass Marley cone. The coffee makes you rise and the weed makes you shine.

Yo, got up this morning and set off my day with a proper rise and shine.

Rise and Shine by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022

Tanvi and Shivansh 

The cutest and emotional couple. People get too jealous of them. Here is their story:

April 2022,
A girl name Tanvi fell in love with a boy named Shivansh in her class.

She was rejected at first but then kept seeing him looking at her.

On her belated birthday she decided to hand out a few chocolates to him as flowers, as she kneeled down in a proposal pose. She felt nervouse doing this but her love horoscope said otherwise.

Shivansh silently took those chocolates, as Tanvi smiled in gleam and everyone giving wolf whistles.

Shivansh later called Tanvi, in break period. They had an emotional talk and hugged, knowing they were finally a couple.

Person A: Omg, isn't that the power couple, Tanvi and Shivansh?

Person B: Yea, Tanvi is my friend! She brags her bf to me all the time, but shes cool.

Tanvi and Shivansh by Tan_vi September 23, 2022

Tanvi and Shivansh 

The cutest and emotional couple. People get too jealous of them. Here is their story:

April 2022,
A girl name Tanvi fell in love with a boy named Shivansh in her class.

She was rejected at first but then kept seeing him looking at her.

On her belated birthday she decided to hand out a few chocolates to him as flowers, as she kneeled down in a proposal pose. She felt nervouse doing this but her love horoscope said otherwise.

Shivansh silently took those chocolates, as Tanvi smiled in gleam and everyone giving wolf whistles.

Shivansh later called Tanvi, in break period. They had an emotional talk and hugged, knowing they were finally a couple.

Person A: Omg, isn't that the power couple, Tanvi and Shivansh?

Person B: Yea, Tanvi is my friend! She brags her bf to me all the time, but shes cool.

Tanvi and Shivansh by Tan_vi September 23, 2022

shimmer and shine 

a kids show on nickelodeon that made my childhood amazing

if u never watched it before ur life is sad af go watch it rn

Emily: shimmer and shine is such a good kids show!

sara: ikr! its so cute

shimmer and shine by lesbianswillruletheworld January 31, 2023

2 and shit 

Barber cutting the eyebrows (2) and making the hairline look crispy (and shit)

Yo bro can you do my 2 and shit.

2 and shit by Aghil March 15, 2024