shit and run

The act of poopin on the floor of a gas station with someone waiting outside to go (that you dont know) and when the walk in and see the shit you run.

"dude we just did a shit and run at the gas station the guy goes what the fuck?! it was so funny"

by Mock 3 December 23, 2009

Shit and shuffle

Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....

Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.

by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013

shit and kobe

When Mexicans take a shit, but instead of wiping and flushing, they wipe and throw it in the trash.

Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!

God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.

by bryant.8 July 19, 2017

caught between the fart and the shit

A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.

With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

by Dave O'Brien September 22, 2006

Shit and Split

Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
See also:
Fart and Dart

Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.

by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007

Disregard Bitches and Get Shit Done

Useful status message to keep friends away when you seriously need to get shit done. i.e. homework, project, girlfriend. Other version known as: "Disregard Bitches, Get shit Done"

It is almost midnight and Jane still hasn't started her homework. "Man, I need to disregard bitches and get shit done!"

by dkstamberose September 13, 2011