The uks top shagger . If there’s birds in your area then he’s been there , he is thought to be then biggest unit the country has to offer and was once in a fist fight where he knocked out half of blackpools population and killed all residents in Luton just for fun
by The beast 174 April 17, 2022
Get the Alfie Allan lordmug. I miss my Alfie K D.Everyone needs a Alfie in their lives- when you meet him he's alr...get to know him he's unreplaceable. He'll break your heart and it's the worst heartbreak ever even if you've never dated. Copycat D always is like that. Alfie K D is funny, strong (really never tell him tho) and I miss him..love you old Alfie. Wish you were the same. Alfie K D has a good memory.
by Scarlett...dazedforhim<3 May 31, 2023
Get the Alfie K Dmug. Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.
Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022
Get the Alfiemug. Cant even spell his name right. Fanta pubes most likely. Probably gets erections over other boys but All is forgiven because he is probably on bike badness.
Hey that guy is dyslexic and ginger must be an Alfi lmao
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125
by Bmt yk November 28, 2021
Get the Alfimug. 
A rather large man who kicks people from the gc when they get annoyed, usually a person from sittingbourne with greasy hair. On the weekends he wakes up at 3 oclock and goes to bed at 9.
by MROKWOK February 21, 2024
Get the Alfie Pearcemug. Alfie brooks is a rich kid Tory Who loves hot chocolate . Alfie brooks however seems very likeable and is because of his humor and the only people who don’t like him are people who type very long paragraphs that Alfie dosent want to read . Alfie is trustworthy but might moo at u in science . His fav people are still : poppy poppy-willow and poppy willow fry
by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020
Get the Alfie brooksmug.