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American 

The only type of people you can't make racist jokes about, people will laugh along with you on racist black jokes, asian jokes(etc)
Person A: makes slightly offensive American joke
Everyone: so.. you have chosen death
American by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

American 

(Pejorative): A clinically obese person
P1: "Jimmy look, an American!"
P2: "HAHAHAHAHA"
American by You're Mome January 12, 2021

American 

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.
American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARD OMG MAN OMG *eats*
American by yehojo May 1, 2021

American 

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.
American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED? OMG MAN OMG *eats*
American by yehojo May 1, 2021

American 

Someone from America who knows nothing and calls football soccer and thinks the whole of ireland is under british rule and they are fat. When an American is a tiny bit irish they think they are full irish and make decisions for irish people instead of real irish people. They think they are cool and smart some are but there is only 3 levels of Americans the fat and dumb the ok and ok and the skinny and smart (mizzyfrog). They call the baseball World Cup the World Cup when only 16 countries play in it
"Hey bro who is that fat slob over there?"
"Oh don't worry it's only an American."
"Oh phew."
American by Irish guy 1020 July 2, 2021

american 

Wow thats Massive HAHA i love football. i'm american!
american by LOWWWWW August 1, 2021