Long Allen

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.

Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.

by Skete Gheyvidson April 13, 2022

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Ben Allen

God's greatest patriot

The US military used Ben Allen to liberate the Middle East from tyrannical rule with his iron fist of justice.

by Spypat September 04, 2023

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Barry Allen

Barry allen is, in fact THE fastest man alive. When Barry was 11 yrs old, his mom got killed by reverse flash. His dad got blamed and sent to jail. 15 years later Harrison wells created a particle accelerator that gave 65% of central city superpowers. While that was going on Barry got struck by lightning and put in a coma for 9 months. When he came out of the coma he got super speed.

Hey was that a strip of lightning going sideways? No dude that was Barry Allen!

by Fuckyou2009 January 14, 2021

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coach allen

Some annoying teacher who is a coach who knows nothing about what they teach.

That bush is a coach Allen

by #FakeNews February 23, 2018

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james allen

A very annoying but friendly person who is always there for you.James is the type of person you can only handle for about 2 hours before wanting to choke him.

Stop being such a James Allen

by Freddie the guy 14652 January 09, 2018

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