1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
by Asshandle June 26, 2015

A youtuber that wants to rise in the ranks and make people laugh even in the darkest of times in there life, he represents all the funny things and terrible edits in his videos
by Admiral Tryhard July 25, 2017

Admiral Snaccbar is a blue wrench member, and has been vibing for a long time on the Altehros YouTube channel and was finally fricking smart enough to get discord. He has also experienced mental trauma after looking at the Altehros discord server.
by Admiral Snaccbar November 9, 2020

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
by anonymous April 18, 2024

What the guy did was almost admirable. I could lie and say i was in awe, or that i did have a great admiration of him to gain something from it like many people do, but i'm not gonna do that if I'm really not.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2021

by TheNewLegion September 18, 2021
