When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.
You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!
Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!
Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?
Why the fuck do you get off to that?
The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!
Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?
Why the fuck do you get off to that?
The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
by Howard Stern Number 1 July 7, 2021
Get the Sexual Shittercoursemug. We all love a Toyota Prius , some people love them in a different way, they would prefer a Prius in their bed rather than their garage, a sexual hybrid is an item (preferable a person or a Toyota Prius) that has more than 2 testicles or a 4 cylinder engine combined with an electric motor. Sexual Hybrids are distinguished in 3 categories, hexafluid person(can eject cum from 6 different testicles), non binary (does not know binary) and last but not least, vehicle thing (usually has an exhaust in the place of a vagina)
Chris: Omg Marry, you are the non binary hexafluid sexual hybrid of my dreams, can I take you out on a date?
Marry: I'm sorry Chris, but I only date non binary sexual hybrid vehicle things , that 4 cylinder engine really turns me on
Marry: I'm sorry Chris, but I only date non binary sexual hybrid vehicle things , that 4 cylinder engine really turns me on
by ShitsJustAJoke November 26, 2020
Get the Sexual Hybridmug. by Benny6900 June 29, 2011
Get the Sexual Churchmug. by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014
Get the sexual fulfillmentmug. Søren sexual is a person who is sexually attracted to Søren. You might think this person is gay but, this is different from being gay as the person is only attracted to søren.
person 1: wait you are attracted to søren, doesn't that make you gay?
person 2: no I'm not gay, I'm Søren sexual meaning I'm only attracted to søren no other people.
person 2: no I'm not gay, I'm Søren sexual meaning I'm only attracted to søren no other people.
by nico188f April 15, 2021
Get the Søren sexualmug. by LMB101 November 24, 2011
Get the Sexual Seagullmug. When a female/male in a long term relationship is not getting their desires fulfilled by enough or any sexual activity/sex.
by MyNanlikesit May 28, 2017
Get the Sexually frustratedmug.