In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!
Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"
Worker B; "Platypus!"
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
Get the Platypusmug. The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022
Get the The Dirty Platypusmug. by Your dad left u December 3, 2021
Get the Platypusmug. by Spicy Platypus February 27, 2025
Get the spicy platypusmug. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PLATYPUS! RUNNNN!
by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021
Get the Platypusmug. A word designed to end a conversation when the conversation has reached an impasse—When you are arguing with a friend or acquaintance and the conversation is going nowhere, and neither side is actually listening to the other side, or is, but simply cannot or will agree whatsoever, and the ongoing argument is angering and emotionally damaging one or both parties. At this point platypus is invoked by one or both parties as a peaceful means of ending the topic.
‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.’ ‘No! Women are from Mars, and Men are from Venus.’ ‘Platypus.’
by kriegerenpaz May 29, 2018
Get the Platypusmug.