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Dipshit

A person that would actually not bat an eyelash flushing tens of thousands of dollars on a Glorified Golf Cart, aka. Electric Vehicle
Look at that Dipshit alongside the road sitting inside his Glorified Golf Cart depleted of any charge whatsoever to propel his 5000# paperweight.
by Realmusclecarman August 20, 2022
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Dipshit

A rich person who hops and skips around on stage at political rallies
Boy, what a dipshit that guy is. Hopping around like a bunny on crack
by BreadedChickenThigh October 27, 2024
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dipshit

Hey! Look its the dipshit!
by Idiot_Sauce April 22, 2022
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dipshit

Somebody who is sufficiently lacking in common sense or common decency, especially both.

Synonymous with “jackass.”
“Some dipshit ate my last falafel.”
“That was you.”
Exactly!”
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2022
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teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
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Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.
Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.
by j s August 15, 2022
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Dipshit

Often described as a young man named Jordan Weishoff. Goes by “Jordy” or “Dumbass
Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.
by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024
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