Tessa Clark

Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.
I love Tessa Clark's.
by I Love America and Muffins September 21, 2022
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tessa

she is kind and loyal but gets 69% in everything she does she loves men work her out she is funny and calm
aden: do I look good

Tessa: yes can I touch your 8 pack

Aden: tell me more

Tessa: let me touch your candy
by leah is hot July 13, 2022
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Tessa Tickle

A really bad name if you ask me. Who even has tickle as a last name? Even worse then Testi Ticulla
by abc chicken August 10, 2025
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Tessa the tank engine

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023
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Tessa

an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. shes the type where you’d want to marry her but also fuck the shit out of her. always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her but her and her sexy self got through it.
man 1: yo is that tessa! god i’d love to have a girl like her.

man 2: id rather fuck her and have her as my side.

man 3: shameless, i love it.
by dtcfy June 19, 2021
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Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.
“I had the best hot dog last night

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”
by Hotdogz August 6, 2022
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Tessa

A girl with a monstourous cock
A Tessa is a flightless thing that inserts into Effies vaginal hole
by Bockuscreamcheese123 February 7, 2024
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