Squirrel

Evil forest creatures that decide to run like fucking retards across the fucking road while you try to change the radio station. They make your car skid off the road and you hit a yard full of little kids playing pattycake and get blood all over your new body kit.

Man|"Your honor those fucking squirrels made my car skid of the road and kill those kids. I didn't mean to! FUCK SQUIRRELS!!!"
Judge|"Shut the fuck up you fucking crazy nutbag. Squirrels can't make you run off the road and kill 32 defenseless fucking douche ba.. i mean darling children!"
Man|"But why would i want to get blood all over my new body kit?"
Judge|"True dat. Okay you innocent."
Man|"OOOOOOOWWWEEEE! O SNAP! I don't have that many friends!"
Judge|"WTF?!? Never mind your fucking nuts. GUIL-TAY!"

by Ruru King of Pirates December 29, 2004

Squirrel

A substitute for basically ANY adjective. Usually associated with polly wagger

Mr Boone is such a squirrel...
That algebra test was such a squirrel.
I'm really feeling like a squirrel.

by Other Jesus April 18, 2015

Squirrel

One (generally female) who is unnecessarily and startlingly hairy in the nether regions. May hinder sexual activity.

-Dude, did you get any?
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.

-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.

by Beaster December 28, 2005

Squirreling

The act of putting your hands out in-front of you like a squirrel and making a puppy dog face

"Hey, stop squirreling! It'll be okay!"

by COOKIESQUIRREL November 8, 2014

Squirrel

An overly-promiscuous woman that has had a comparable amount of nuts in her mouth as a squirrel.

"Oh man, where a sock with that chick, she's a total squirrel!"

by Nick&Mo August 7, 2003

squirrel

Any cop too stupid to realize that no one calls them pigs anymore because that's old news. If you find yourself in the situation needing to alert others that the squirrels are comin' to get you, you may distract them with the relatively new term, and also some neighborhood dogs as well if you're lucky.

Squirrel!! Put that shit out!!! Run Dammit!!!

by whoever_you_want_me_to_be December 17, 2009

squirrel

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.

The invasion of Iraq

by God November 19, 2003