When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!
For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =
by Gabirsten March 11, 2008
Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."
by Lost Key October 17, 2018
" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"
"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"
"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.
by Boobman9000 November 05, 2013
Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.
by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011
Offen the name of a small black cute kitten. Who indeed likes to play in the food cabinet. Poptart is usually a girl and will sleep in the most awkward positions. This kitten will usually try to eat food....straight from your mouth and likes to be refered to as Simba.
Girl 1: Omg! I got a new kitten!
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D
by BendXoverXbackwardsXandXscrewX November 29, 2009
"I love you, poptart!"
by gummybear!@ February 22, 2012