Mickey Mouse hu

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.

Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.

by Balodis July 26, 2021

Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

by LSUBeast October 20, 2015

mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.

The Dallas Cowboys are a mickey mouse team.

by xan_man_41 November 24, 2022

You got Mickey Mouse?

When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang

Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”

Starling: “what??!”

Person A: “Mickey mouse”

Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”

by ohgeeohmy June 23, 2022

mickey mouse is garbage

no its not you idiot

mickey mouse is garbage guys its garbage

by youAreDumbMonke July 01, 2021

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

by Azulay December 13, 2023