hat hair

Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).

Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

lego hair

a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.

by daniel hanner January 2, 2007

Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

hair fang

The hair fang is a common hair style among emo and hxc crowds. it is typically dyed black, and covers one eyeball in order to create a mysterious and dark look.

hey dude! that's such a good hair fang ! you look so mysterious! you probably eat bats and stuff huh?!

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third December 12, 2006

Hair Rape

When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.

Dude, Jim just got hair raped!

by Mu$!cQuEen'16 October 6, 2011

bird hair

When a girls bangs are so short some pieces stick straight out.

"That girl over there has some vicious bird hair!"

by lexieisFRESH April 8, 2009

camel hair

Those wisps of hair that poke out of a womens panties or bathing suit bottom.

Sheila: Did you see Rita's camel hair.

Rebecca: I sure did. She really could use a trim down there.

by patsguy March 31, 2011