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Freshie

Joe got a freshie from Fred
by Twgngiglbrys May 8, 2021
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Freshie

This is a common name for more pure teenagers and virgins in the north. However

these virgins are commonly targeted at by boys who are known sex pests of the area and about 2 years older
lad 1- Did you hear those year 11s going after them year 9 girls?
Lad 2: everyone loves a freshie
by damnrightbitch September 5, 2015
mugGet the Freshiemug.

Freshie

A freshman in high school who is a dang fagboy
Jacob is a dang freshie
by Theycallmejames February 2, 2017
mugGet the Freshiemug.

Freshies

The first hit off of a bowl full of weed.
I packed this bowl, I get freshies.
by Shillbert January 30, 2020
mugGet the Freshiesmug.

Helpless Freshie

A player in the video game "Dayz" by Bohemia Interactive who engages in behavior that is seen by most of civilized society as "Childish" or "Cringe".
Dude you're being such a helpless freshie on main right now!
by TheKittenSlayer February 12, 2024
mugGet the Helpless Freshiemug.

freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was trippin. Whoa slow down playa. I'm not the chump working for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 17, 2024
mugGet the freshiemug.

Freshie

A word that basically means slow or a newbie
1: yo bro, sliders and socks all the way
2: why socks

1: ur an actual freshie
by MrTss August 24, 2022
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