bert girl

a girl that you could go to jail for touching

if i date that bert girl her mom is gonna beat my face

by big boned April 26, 2012

T-berts

(Adjective) Used to describe when a male is being a little girl about something. Synonyms T-cry, Cry-berts.

Ex. Yo Steve was talking to this girl and I committed a robbery, but because he was such a t-berts about it I decided to let him have her.

by BallstateIam February 04, 2010

Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

by talesofsomething June 26, 2009

Bert Crawfording

When someone keeps posting and poking the bear on thread and then delete posts.

Every time he posts a minute later they’re gone. He’s Bert Crawfording you.”

by TerryConway March 09, 2019

bert reynolds

Makin the ladies of the 80s just tremble

Bert Reynolds makes the ladies of the 80s tremble.

by Tyronethefriendlynig February 20, 2014

bert mccracken

Bert made me have an orgasm when I saw him at the Palladium.

FUCK YOU BITCHES........ HE'S ALL MINE... Mmmmm Mmmmm GOOD

by Choke Me November 06, 2003

Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006