blowing a gasket

When you take a dump and the turd is so massive, that you tear a small rift in your sphincter.

Oh man, I just took a huge dump and then it started to bleed. I think I just blew a gasket!

Blowing a gasket is really natures way of telling you to eat more fiber and drink more coffee

by MontyDingo May 27, 2010

blowing a rhaspberry

sticking yr tongue out and blowing yup with some saliva coming out (sometimes anywayz)

*meep* He blew a rhaspberry

by chineko August 4, 2003

Blowing a kiss

Farting at someone. Can be naked (hence the pucker) or clothed. Great inconspicuous euphemism

She: I'm thinking of blowing a kiss to you later.

Me: Thanks!

by spectacles October 8, 2008

blowing a cop

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.

-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.

by baconator7 June 30, 2010

Blowin' a nut

The act of forceful, almost painful, gut wrenching ejaculation.

Dude, that chick's pussy is so hot and tight she had me blowin' a nut in only 5 strokes.

by Richard Mucus February 7, 2015

blowing a band

Spend $1,000

I'm about to go blowing a band at the mall.

by BkluSmoke May 6, 2018

Blowing a band

Spending over or near $1,000.

I'm blowing a band this Saturday.

by BkluSmoke February 17, 2018