Zoomer

A person that takes a long time to do normal stuff

Zacs a zoomer

by Flying Rainbow cat May 4, 2020

Boomer Zoomer

Tall person, Age like a zoomer but talks like a boomer. Makes cultural references to boomer things as a boomer, spits fire at zoomers and millennial's but yet they are a zoomer. An overall not very pog human

Boomer Zoomer! "Pepe LAUGH"

by Boomer zoomer October 21, 2020

Christian Zoomer Music

new christian music genre on youtube with a gen z twist!

I make Christian Zoomer Music and home entertainment.

by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024

Zoomer

American generation, born between 9/11 and the 2008 Bailout. They were raised with technology, so they don't understand concepts such as remembering phone numbers, calculating tips longhand, and the basic P&Qs of social interaction. Also, they were adolescents during the Covid-19 lockdown, so they learned how to optimize their work from behind a computer screen. They struggle to connect with other people in the public, because of their dependence on digital devices. Older generations perceive them as lazy, but in reality, they can accomplish more work with a few keystrokes and mouse-clicks than entitled Millennials and spoiled Baby Boomers could in a day of loitering at an office.

Baby Boomer: That lazy Zoomer is a total dumbass. I can't believe that a person who doesn't wear deodorant or floss his teeth can make more money than me. One day he'll have to learn to do things the old fashioned way in order to have a successful career.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.

by Texas Man July 23, 2023

Ok Zoomer

This is what millennials and boomers say to zoomers, as well as zoomers like me who are so out of touch that they may as well just be boomers at this point.

Zoomer 1: bruh look at dis goofy ahh shit this is bussin bussin
Zoomer 2, Boomer, and Milennial at the same time: Ok zoomer

by AronVoltaris May 4, 2023

Zoomer Pokemon

Any pokemon after Gen 1

I love how all the zoomer pokemon (meaning anything after 151) are all zoomer pokemon, am I right?

by PokemonBoomer August 12, 2025

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023