loser zoo

The display of assorted stuffed animals beneath the rear window of a car.

grandmas, Plymouth Dusters, late for bingo, displayin' their loser zoo with pride.

by TSP May 10, 2006

zoo pie

ugly-ass mug

"Damn! Get your ol zoo pie outta here - you're scarin' the kids..."

by jackamo May 8, 2003

zoo poopie

poop that is shaped of some animal form.

my moms poop was shaped as a scorpian there for it was a zoo poopie

by kaitlyn miller January 13, 2008

That's Zoo!

A colloquial term used to describe anything that is generally sub-par or otherwise shithouse.

"Breast reduction surgery? That's Zoo!"

by Toblestein October 12, 2008

Zoo Fever

This disease is a type of bestiality in which the suffer actually feels attracted to monkeys. This disease has many dangerous side effects such as monkey blow jobs, making-out with monkeys, naked showers with monkeys, or in extreme cases monkey sex. This can lead to all kinds of problems such as AIDS, planet of the apes syndrome, or extreme social isolation.

Dude Josh just fucked the monkey! His zoo fever really took hold of him after a few shots of vodka. I just hope he doesn't have AIDS now.

by COXXX June 12, 2008

Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

by tulanebringsthepain March 14, 2011

Shit Zoo

A bad pun or joke

There is a zoo that only has one animal in it and its a dog... it a Shih Tzu (Shit Zoo)

by E Bains September 4, 2013