Like the friend zone, except you are held in digital captivity. One who is in the Snapchat zone is unable to communicate with their romantic interest outside of Snapchat, regardless of logistical capabilities. In other words, even if you are next-door neighbors with your Snapchat crush, said crush will not allow you to hang out with them in person due to unreasonable yet convincingly-delivered excuses such as "my next day off is 64 months from now" or "my friend just broke up with her boyfriend," both of which tend to occur at a statistically impossible rate.
Tyron: "Ayo Karen, you down to grab some din-din & throw down some peppermint schnapps tonight?"
Karen: "I would but my dog just turned into a cat and I'm kind of freaking out."
Tyron: "But you just posted that you were bored and wanted someone to chill with on your Snap Story!"
Karen: "Yeah but that was like 5 seconds before my dog turned into a cat."
Tyron: "We live literally 10 feet from each other, it can't be that hard to meet up!"
Karen: "Soon, Tyron, soon! But for now, you're in the Snapchat Zone."
Karen: "I would but my dog just turned into a cat and I'm kind of freaking out."
Tyron: "But you just posted that you were bored and wanted someone to chill with on your Snap Story!"
Karen: "Yeah but that was like 5 seconds before my dog turned into a cat."
Tyron: "We live literally 10 feet from each other, it can't be that hard to meet up!"
Karen: "Soon, Tyron, soon! But for now, you're in the Snapchat Zone."
by snazziclewinesicle June 15, 2018
When you are rating how hot a woman (or man) is, but you have to rate them while ignoring a fundamental flaw in their looks, personality or grooming.
The chick I met in Paris was a Perfect 10 - if I apply an exclusion zone on her armpits.
The guy was goofy looking but, if I put his cheesy mustache in an exclusion zone, he was kind of hot.
The guy was goofy looking but, if I put his cheesy mustache in an exclusion zone, he was kind of hot.
by ABQ Thesaurus Rex February 25, 2016
by cap'n morgan 518 November 26, 2011
When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"
Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.
Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
by Narwhal Nation September 01, 2014
"I should not have signed up for Voice Stream because their service sucks shit in the East Coast. They have so many dead zones in their so called "Coverage Area"."
by Negger September 09, 2003
Rico: I sent her a message if we could go hang out.
Steve: Oh really, what did she say?
Rico: She just seen zoned me.
Steve: Oh really, what did she say?
Rico: She just seen zoned me.
by Tortov Roddle September 05, 2013
The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
by BoMat April 27, 2008