Zach

The worst person ever.

He is just such a zach

by Baysghabshahs April 16, 2017

Zach

A crazy prick who always gets in your way. Who always lies and cheats on you the first second he can. He loves being a total asshole and enjoys sucking on cocks.

"I just got cheated on again, jake is such a ZACH"

by WhiteSexyBitch April 6, 2015

Zach

(noun) A guy who likes to take it up the butt or (verb) the act of taking it up the butt.

Dude, you're a total Zach.

Dude, you got Zached at the party last night by some homo.

by Some Name Not Used Yet February 12, 2009

Zach

N. (Zah-kūh)
1. A person who can not spell, yet graduated from high school. Also, a name used to describe a mild form of autism, (i.e: Aspergers)

2. A person, usually a man, who is extremely awkward in social situations. Or, makes terrible jokes about situations that were actually tragic and not funny at all, in social situations.

3. A man who looks British, and it is caused by his jaw line.

4. A good husband.

"Did that guy really just spell "the" wrong?"
"Yes, he is definitely a Zach!"

by DictionAce January 7, 2013

Zach

A person with who has big "NIPS"

Wow look at Zach's hairy Nips

by The NIP MAN November 5, 2010

Zach

The Opposite Of "That's What She Said", most often referring to being to small.

"This Is Not Gonna Work. It's Just Too Small."
"Zach!"

by BigNoseGuy May 12, 2009

Zach

A man who takes it in the anus from other men.

You are such a zach.

by Crackkka October 3, 2016