by Just to be funny November 26, 2023
Get the Hay Zeusmug. You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016
Get the flaming zeusmug. Zeus a wonderful human being. He doesn’t play when it comes to his family, especially his girlfriend/wife. His love is so amazing you should even be lucky to have him as your partner. His jokes are something but the more you spend time with him the more you will understand how goofy and silly he is. He’s weird but you will love that in him because you seen a side of him no one seen before, but remember do not make him mad he won’t forget what you did to him. Other then that his favorite color is green and he loves dogs, playing video games, being on call with his love the most. But Zeus is mine so..
by kitten ball November 19, 2023
Get the Zeusmug. A dog with special needs that cant stand straight, gets confused easily , and runs into things. Some say he is stuck in the 1st grade. He says kiss my ass.(squirrel)!
by Bobster2222 August 15, 2018
Get the Zeusmug. this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson
by megga miond January 31, 2022
Get the stinky skeng cup of zeusmug. by ChibiAirMan April 2, 2013
Get the Zeusmug. zeusbtw is the best youtuber and he is cracked at fortnite my guy.he is hot,has a big dick,and handsome.
by zeuslol June 24, 2021
Get the zeusmug.