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(Verb)
To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.
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(Noun)
Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
(Verb)
To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.
2)
(Noun)
Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
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disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts
He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.
by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013
Get the Zeus mug.This means that someone wasn't loyal in a relationship. It references the greek god of the sky, Zeus, who always cheated on his wife Hera, goddess of marriage*see what they did there?*, with other guys and gals.
by barcelonalocalwhore November 8, 2020
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Get the Zeus mug.He is the nicest person ever. Don't be fooled by Greek Mythology, for the one and only person he loves is Hera. When they talk about their love; they talk about a garden.
They looked at each other and never looked back.
It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.
We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.
So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.
Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.
So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
They looked at each other and never looked back.
It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.
We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.
So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.
Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.
So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
by Rowsea July 16, 2020
Get the Zeus mug.One of the gods that brought plagues to humans that weren't scared of him along with the gods that served him like
his brother Hades.
his brother Hades.
Zeus didn't like it too much when people stood up to him, he hated it to the point that he would pretend to be on their side when they cleaned up the mess he made.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
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