Yogasshole

person who comes into a yoga class 15 minutes late, and even though the room is half empty, lays out their mat 2" from you, annoys the sh*t out of you for an hour, and then caps it all off by doing ab exercises during savansana.

"Some yogasshole came to class today and now I'm having a really hard time finding my bliss. It was a blissaster."

by blissmaster November 29, 2016

Yooran

A ship name for yoosung and saeran on mystic messenger.

My favorite ship is yooran.

by Shiu July 25, 2017

Yorga

A good looking las

Maz: oi boys a yorga to your right

by Mazzzzza September 20, 2020

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015

dick yoga

Gently caressing a man's penis with your fingertips until he's hard again after his first orgasm. A way for men to experience multiple orgasms.

"If you want to go another round, you're going to need to do some dick yoga."

by Starla4 July 14, 2019

yoga queen

a woman who is so far into yoga stretches that her head comes out of her ass

she is such a yoga queen that every time she does yoganidrasana she gives birth to herself.
He is such a yoga queen that he can give himself a blowjob in uttasana.

by tourage January 19, 2009

Yoga Becky

Yoga Becky - White women (usually in L.A.) who like to namaste & love and light folks til they are called out on their white feminist bullshit then they call you a bitch or try to gaslight or talk over you, especially if you are a POC.

Oh god, she was the worst kind of Yoga Becky - she refused to admit that anything she said was fucked up, and then she started acting like a complete asshole, saying that she knew what was best for us minorities and THEN she started calling all of us bitches. Namaste indeed.

by wypipol get on my damn nerves November 22, 2016