yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

yogurt daddy

An old man that attempts to trade yogurt for sexual favors.

The yogurt daddy delivers the creamy goods.

by MrJMChester December 19, 2019

Skim the yogurt

A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.

Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."

by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020

Special Yogurt

The yogurt that only a man can make. Thats makes other men or even other woman. Smaller ones.

Dude, you kill wasted all that special yogurt

by TylerLikesSpecialYogurt October 25, 2009

Forbidden Yogurt

Slang for semen

Damn why is that forbidden yogurt so thick?

by Cassandra Dimitrescu June 11, 2021

Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016

Yogurt drizzle

When a girl is laying on her back and has semen all over her and the left over reminisce dribbles all over her.

Old Sally laid on her back and took the good old yogurt drizzle.

by Greek Geek 2 August 21, 2016