Yogurt Factory

When a guy cums so much and so often it resembles a serving of yogurt. Can be served plain or with fruit.

"We had a great time last night! He was like a yogurt factory all over me".

by MissKB April 6, 2014

yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.

John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.

by Stevief150 July 23, 2015

Yogurt drizzle

When a girl is laying on her back and has semen all over her and the left over reminisce dribbles all over her.

Old Sally laid on her back and took the good old yogurt drizzle.

by Greek Geek 2 August 21, 2016

Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016

pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.

Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!

by tupac_lives July 22, 2016

yogurt daddy

An old man that attempts to trade yogurt for sexual favors.

The yogurt daddy delivers the creamy goods.

by MrJMChester December 19, 2019