A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.
Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020
A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
by tupac_lives March 17, 2016
When a guy cums so much and so often it resembles a serving of yogurt. Can be served plain or with fruit.
by MissKB March 11, 2014
The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.
by Stevief150 July 07, 2015
by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 11, 2014
by Froman B April 25, 2011
Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!
Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!
Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014