beauty wound

An injury caused by beauty supplies/beauty routines.

Girl 1: How'd you get that burn on your hand?
Girl 2: It's a beauty wound from my curling iron.

by Miss.Sarah55 January 20, 2010

flesh wound

A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a large wound.

"I just blasted a load in your mom's flesh wound"
" I ate her flesh wound"

by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010

wounded soldier

A wounded soldier is a coworker that can not complete any task without requiring the help of another coworker. Not to be confused with a new guy these people are simply chronically lazy, needy and indecisive people with small brains.

A wounded soldier takes one or two other people out of the fight in order to help them

Kurt is the definition of a wounded soldier, when the boss gives him a job to do he always needs my help and takes me away from my own damn work.

by funkmattsterflex March 28, 2020

wound hound

a person who has sex with an open wound.

she took a knife to the fatty part of her thigh, and beckoned him near. He slowly slid his pecker in the wound and began screwing it.

by tom n nate September 23, 2003

wounded pigeon

Substitute hooker for a girlfriend that has been giving you shit.

Say your girlfriend calls out the wrong name during sex. She deserves the wounded pigeon.

by [SoB] Sly Fox April 14, 2006

Wound Shag

When someone has sex with an open wound that they have just made by stabbing the person.

Im going to wound shag the fuck out of him if I don't get my money back soon

by J3TnDC December 5, 2011

hatchet wound

a females reproductive organ, in the way it could kind of resemble

her pussy looked like a hatchet wound

by matt von March 8, 2008