would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

I would, but I'm pregnant

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought

make the beds? i would, but I'm pregnant..

by dilcurrie July 25, 2011

Would you hit me

She is trying to say would you fuck me

If i where near you would you hit me

by Taman hakeem January 19, 2021

i would rock you

playing a game and to have sexual intercourse after. Non stop and very violently.

we should play checkers. i would rock you.

by beachbabe56 September 28, 2018

Would do you nicely

A fragment that acts like an adjective, but is usually attached to front of a statement or new sentence. Used to describe a noun.

That coat is warm. Would do you nicely today in the wind.

by Rose Sullivan December 28, 2011

I would turn you in

I would report you to the police.

If you kill someone, I would turn you in !

by Zulufly December 4, 2022

i would tax you

I would fuck you.

Damn cutie I would tax you!

by Joe mamma November 5, 2013