Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite December 27, 2007

Windmill #5823

A Dutch person. That is literally all. He is just Dutch

Windmill #5823 is Dutch so by default he is kinda cringe

by Soviet Waifu January 13, 2021

Washington windmill

Having intercourse with another man on top of a windmill, while spinning him an smoking a blunt, and before he cums tossing him into the windmill.

I just gave tyler a washington windmill lastnight.

by Mantana406 December 22, 2022

Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.

"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"

by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019

Windmill

1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.

2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.

"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."

by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023

The Danish Windmill Experience

A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 20, 2024

Wacky Windmill

An ironic term for a swastica, typically an incorrectly drawn one.

"There was wacky windmills all over the bathroom stall."

by Ebinflow04 July 8, 2022