A washed up Walmart clearance section cock gobbler. A no good waste of money. Russell Wilson will fake an injury and make excuses when he losses. Go wash out that torn vagina
by Bronchoes Suck October 24, 2022

thomas"crazy" the most annoying word in the universe.
thomas wilson is the craziest person in the world everyone wants to fuck him and he loves to eat.
thomas wilson is the craziest person in the world everyone wants to fuck him and he loves to eat.
by iufegviuqivuq March 19, 2019

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.
Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!
by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Tim Wilson is a great comedien he appears frequently on the Bob and Tom show, most of his jokes are about living in the south. He has a very funny routine about his "Uncle B.S." and does songs like "Church League Softball Fistfight" and "The First Baptist Bar and Grill".
by Michael_Hunt August 22, 2009

by Yester April 26, 2006

Ex bass player of Panic! At The Disco.
Replaced by J-Walk Jon Walker
Last seen working at a Mickey Ds in Vegas.
Lawlz JK
only notrly
Replaced by J-Walk Jon Walker
Last seen working at a Mickey Ds in Vegas.
Lawlz JK
only notrly
by Sara D. September 27, 2006

The most badass closer ever. Closing out key games in the 2010 playoffs. Most notable for his terrorist looking black beard, and his humorous comments.
by Giantsfistpump December 19, 2010
