Long Allen

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.

Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.

by Skete Gheyvidson April 12, 2022

jason allen

An awesome person that's sexy and handsome he's a good friend to girls and a loyal friend to his guy friends Jason allens are very smart and have a lot of friends also may have a sister and lots of black and other race friends that are awesome to hang around

Jason Allen is a great friend

by Dabgod32 April 20, 2017

Allen Gregory

An American adult animated sitcom created by Jonah Hill, Jarrad Paul, and Andrew Mogul for the Fox Broadcasting Company.

Allen Gregory is the worst Fox show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

james allen

A very annoying but friendly person who is always there for you.James is the type of person you can only handle for about 2 hours before wanting to choke him.

Stop being such a James Allen

by Freddie the guy 14652 May 2, 2018

coach allen

Some annoying teacher who is a coach who knows nothing about what they teach.

That bush is a coach Allen

by #FakeNews February 23, 2018

Phat Allen

A character parodying Fat Albert that appeared in an episode of the comedy show, Drawn Together.

Phat Allen: Hey, hey, hey, hey.

by 10293848576 December 30, 2011

Allen West

A steaming pile of fecal matter that wears a suit.

"What are you wearing?! You look like Allen West!"

by Max Hamoodi June 9, 2013