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where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds
Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux
by jesus caro February 4, 2008
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Wifi Deucin'

Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.
John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!

Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!

John: Huh?

Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?
by BobbyO417 June 19, 2010
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Wifi World

Wifi World, a website controlled by a narcissistic dictator and his hippo-critical staff. A website that consists mostly of underage Nintendo fan boys. The larger your post count, the more you get to troll without getting caught. Wifi World is a term for having a horribly bad staff that attempts to hack their own site and get away with it with a mere pat on the back.
To Wifi World is to create a website based on yourself, and to create an entire sub-forum and RPG about how cool your life is, even though it is spent mostly online trolling 12 year olds to make yourself feel cooler.
by Juan Van Coolio July 28, 2007
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Wendy's wifi

Shit wifi that's just like Wendy's wifi
Damn dude you got Wendy's wifi we can't hear you on the phone
by Hellion December 28, 2016
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wifi wifey

A role filled in by a female in a man's life that is his girlfriend over social media and over the Internet. It is not as serious as a real relationship but it may as well be.
"Yo, you know that girl trish, yeah, she's my wifi wifey"
by TherealFrostbite October 9, 2016
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Shitty wifi

Lala: has left the server shitty wifi
by Neko_kitten June 9, 2021
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wifi sickness

After spending a significant amount of time around WiFi or radio,microwave signal's or radiation. You will get WiFi sickness, or wifiless. Symptoms' are grogyness, headache, overheating and saw eye sight.
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by platopuss911now October 11, 2016
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