The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.
Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or
when some one really, really hates you.
or
when some one really, really hates you.
by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018

by she's right tho September 7, 2016

what in the gen z
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McDonalds ๐ค at โฆ 3AM โบ you ๐ฅถ can ๐ get ๐ข the ๐ Among ๐ฉฑ us ๐ฉ ๐จ Happy ๐จ ๐ง Meal ๐ฆ
by burn your fat November 25, 2024

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like youยดve been mewing since 1894.
Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: ๐ฟ,๐ฟdid๐ฟyou๐ฟsay๐ฟsomething๐ฟfigure๐ฟwho๐ฟbirthed๐ฟme๐ฟinto๐ฟthis๐ฟworld๐ฟ(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: ๐ฟ,๐ฟdid๐ฟyou๐ฟsay๐ฟsomething๐ฟfigure๐ฟwho๐ฟbirthed๐ฟme๐ฟinto๐ฟthis๐ฟworld๐ฟ(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
by Bigbuffblackman January 8, 2024
