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Cunt Weaver

What a true cum bucket does with pride, they weave together a strand of pussies and wear it around their neck as a sign of much they fuck on a daily basis.
Hey I will have you know I am a full time cunt weaver.
by Kitty meow36 October 11, 2016
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kendall weaver

the prettiest and most beautiful girl in the world. i am blessed to be dating her. when she walks into a room the whole room lights up from her beautiful blue eyes, and even tho shes a thot shes the best girl ever.
wow she is such a kendall weaver
by Sarah you know me January 22, 2018
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Sauce Weaver

The guy that spins the truth into some real bullshit.
Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"

"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
by ToolHandle January 1, 2017
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Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
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Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)
That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023
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Canna/Weaver

The Arch Nemesis of the team Im/Ryan. I loss against Canna/Weaver simply cannot be tolerated.
by tom_tom_ryan March 6, 2023
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shreve weaver

a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic
"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"
by h080e February 15, 2023
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