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Secret Crotch Watcher 

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Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.
Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!
Secret Crotch Watcher by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009
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gravel watcher

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a cock block
Ughh, her parents being in the next room is such a gravel watcher!
gravel watcher by babyydee August 6, 2010
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Whale Watcher

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Someone Who has no brain
You are a kind of "Whalse Watcher".
Whale Watcher by Whale Watcher Watcher September 4, 2003
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log watcher 

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Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.
If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!
log watcher by UD February 28, 2002
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Blackwood Watcher 

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A person who goes to see one movie numerous times at the theatre. instead of just downloading it, or waiting till the movie comes out on DVD, this person spend a lump-sum of cash to see a mediocre movie only a normal person would see once.
Kyle: Hey! Want to go see How To Save A Life?
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!
Blackwood Watcher by ieatpony118 February 16, 2010
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pord watcher 

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to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.
chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!
pord watcher by brendapat February 22, 2010
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