willy.warmer

a willy warmer keeps your peni, winkie and even your pinkie warm! just so it doesn’t get cold and freeze off or shrink.

millie “omg his willy.warmer is so big” tyrone “the shlong must be humongous”

by ur mums gay February 19, 2019

Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.

The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.

by Mohammered May 26, 2019

Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.

Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”

by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020

throat warmer

a vape

hey bro thanks for the throat warmer

by backslashslahsback February 9, 2021

Chain Warmer

a derogatory term for black people based on slavery days when their white master put them in chains/shackles

“Yeah that ugly Chain Warmer drank all the koolaid.”

by JaBae200 December 18, 2021

Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.

I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.

by Suicide_Snuggy August 11, 2022

forehead warmer

Big bodied guys set their bellies on someone’s forehead while receiving a blow job.

His forehead warmer flattened out my bangs.

by DanielKerscher October 12, 2022