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Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.
John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.
by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009
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Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!
by cdoodle October 7, 2009
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Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
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Titty Warmer

a heater for the breast.
titty warmer; sheep skin nipple warmer; baby's mouth.
by penis tip December 21, 2010
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corner warmer

A corner warmer is someone who stands on a Corner, doing naughty things for money

In other words, a prostitute
By the way she was dressed, you could say she looked like a corner warmer.
by Jayhavoc August 17, 2016
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Chain Warmer

a derogatory term for black people based on slavery days when their white master put them in chains/shackles
“Yeah that ugly Chain Warmer drank all the koolaid.”
by JaBae200 December 18, 2021
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Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights
Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.
by Phatrus June 11, 2018
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