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Walmart Warrior

Kids between the ages of 16 through 24 who:
A) Walk around the aisles of Walmart late at night, giggling incessantly as they talk on their cellphones. They travel in packs.
B) Redneck kids who loiter in the parking lot with their car and truck doors open, laughing loudly and slapping each other on the back. These are evil people who are not only irritating, but they don't obey the parking spot lines. This can be late at night or during the day. Their population increases as the daylight decreases.

This can also apply to similar groups at other 24 hour locations like Walgreen's.
Andy: Hey man, let's go to Walmart and pick up some chips.
Matt: Nah, I hate those fuckin' Walmart Warriors. You can't get through the aisles cause those assholes are all bumping into you and shit.
by collie k May 4, 2007
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Walmart baby

An infant or toddler that has a runny nose or otherwise looks dirty.
My 2 year-old has snot crusted on her face because she has a nasty cold. She looks like a Walmart baby today.
by melocruze November 9, 2008
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Blair Waldorf

verb. to screw someone over or seek revenge elaborately.
"i can't believe she kissed your boyfriend. we're going to have to blair waldorf her."
by ahhjesus September 29, 2009
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Walmartyr

1) Anyone who works at Walmart, and then complains about how shitty their job is. DUH!
2) Anyone who shops at Walmart, and complains about the shitty customer service. DUH!
"Fuck him, coming across as a Walmartyr. Bitching and moaning about work all the time. Fucking quit or shut up! He'd make more money on disability, which wouldn't be hard to prove considering being disabled is a requirement for working there."

"Fuck her over there for acting like a typical Walmartyr. The prices are so cheap, because there is no customer service. You want someone to answer all your fucked up questions/concerns all day, and hold your diabetic hand, then go someplace else and leave the 2 people who work in
this store the fuck alone. FUCK YOU!"
by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013
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Walmartian

The people you see shopping at Walmart at 3am for other reasons than to get medicine for themselves or a family member.
OR
People that hang out at Walmart.
OR
the crazy people you see at Walmart talking to themselves.
"Last week my son was sick, so I went to Walmart to get some childrens tylenol and there were like 3 or 4 families there shopping for clothes and other things you would buy IF IT WASN'T 3AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING. They must like to hang out at Walmart.....they're Walmartians.
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Walmart rat

Kind of like a Mallrat, except they hang around in wal-mart, instead of the mall. could be any type of person. goths, emos, rednecks, preps, normal people, etc.
Wal-mart is an awesome hangout spot. there are a bunch of Walmart rats there after dark.
by the enigmatic man September 10, 2008
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walmart troll

Grotesque, stocky bodied humanoid inhabiting walmart stores. usually wearing a tweety bird shirt and sweat pants. there is usually an accompanying trail of offspring, also referred to as a "failure trail" Can be any race, but usually white or hispanic.Behavior traits include "chasin' deals" " cashin' in gift cards" "buyin smokes" or " takin' no shit from the management."
Joe : "looks like we got a walmart troll coming in the store"
Bob: "what was your first clue?"
Joe: "I smelled ear wax, pizza grease, and WD-40 before I even spotted the nasty fuckers."
by eoihfpi January 3, 2008
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