Wallocaust

The act of flooding another's facebook wall with your own posts in a hostile takeover type manner and exterminating all other's visible posts. See halocaust.

"Damn... I think wallocaust is here. Kat just totally flooded me on facebook and I can't find Sophie's post!"

by SammichPwease September 28, 2008

Wallowing

Brooding and feeling sorry for yourself. Usually involves throwing a hissy-fit like a little pussy;

My step-brother kept wallowing on Reddit about the superbowl last night. What a dumbass!

by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019

proxy wallpost

A post intended for a large audience yet posted on a single person's wall to appear more genuine. Since proxy wallposts are visible through homepage feeds, one can advertise a trait of oneself that would be construed as bragging if in the form of a status.

Suppose you want to advertise to your friends that you are caring and social. This is impossible to brag about, so instead just find your friend who shares the most mutual friends and write this gem of a proxy wallpost:

"We had such a great time last week! I miss you so much <3"

Soon, everyone you know will see it in their feed. And, unlike a status, no one will call you on it for fear of you playing the None Of Your Business card.

by PaleBlueYacht May 26, 2010

Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

wallup

secretive friend

Wallup: i'm afraid you may know something you were not supposed to.
Friend: wut?
Wallup: just know you will always be my bestie because you know too much. Otherwise, I'm afraid I have to kill you.

by friendsForever June 20, 2013

yellow wallpaper

verb: used to describe a covert escape from an awkward or uncomfortable situation in a crowded room. If one sticks close to the wall, one can avoid being seen by creepers in aforementioned room, especially by crawling around the perimeter of the room. Inspired by Charlotte Perkins Gilman's short story.

Tory and Becky yellow wallpapered it out of the bar to escape from the guys creeping on them. Once out they exclaimed, "We've got out at last!"

by mama's makin gnocchi February 25, 2012

wallpapering the kitchen

n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"

by Vutton February 27, 2004