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Iron Walrus

A sexual act involving two males and one female (not gay, chill). The female is giving head to each male, but not at the same time. If she is doing a poor job, an Iron Walrus is reasonable. Both males will ram their penises up to the roof of the female's mouth, causing her to grunt. The image will be that of a walrus, and the grunting will enhance the realism of the scene.

For bonus points, the group can try this maneuver in the freezing cold, with the males ejaculating on the female's face. After the the ejaculate has frozen (representing snow/slush), the males re-ram their penises into the roof of her mouth, and it creates a more immersive experience for each of the participants. Completion of this task is grounds for automatic induction into the Guy Hall of Fame.
After twenty minutes of blowing me and Jose, Yolanda had still not brought either of us to climax, so we hit her with the Iron Walrus. Needless to say, she retired from prostitution for life after the incident.
by Two Eskimo Brothers August 13, 2010
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An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.
"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."
by AH73 October 17, 2013
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snarling walrus

While a girl is going down on you and while finishing, you cram it down her throat and tickle her so she makes a snarling noise while your load comes out her nose.
"I got bored with the bj so I decided to give her a snarling walrus....that was the weirdest noise I've ever heard."
by sketchysnake88 April 22, 2010
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walrus

When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.
by Jeff & Brandon December 31, 2002
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I am the Walrus

this may be yet another song where the Beatles describe their feelings of alienation that came with the pressures and burdens of fame and being the most popular band ever. Supposedly this song was recorded on an acid trip and according to some fan sites on the Net a walrus in some polar/arctic cultures is regarded as a symbol of death, while eggs are regarding as representing life. The lines such as "I'm crying" and "yellow custard dripping from a dead dog's eye" may support this idea.
... I am the eggman
No!
They are the eggmen
Oh!
I am the walrus!
Goo goo g'joob...
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008
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walrus penis

a greasy big choad like penis with extra foreskin.
i once saw an obease guy with the most horrifying walrus penis.
by detell July 11, 2010
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Alaskan Walrus

Shoot your load into the girls mouth pinch her lips and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out like two tusks
Last night i gave Katrina the Alaskan Walrus she was pissed
by Rosscopicotrain January 8, 2009
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