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Wade Boggs

Invented in the mid 90 as a by-product of the handjob, a sexual favor in which a man's penis is manually stimulated by another person using only their left hand upside down aka "a backwards lefty"
A friend of mine asked me to stop at the bank and deposit some money for him, so I said I'd make the deposit in exchange for a Wade Boggs on Tuesday night and he counter-offered me a hand gallop on Wednesday, which I happily accepted.
by Kano4545 August 5, 2019
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Wade Diston

A red headed rat that makes weird ass sounds and surprisingly gets hoes
by LA FLAME WAIKIKI October 5, 2018
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jake wade

The Man Was So Jake Wade That He Made Women Wet.
by Carter Gol December 5, 2015
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dwayne wade

The next Michael Jordan, who has great handles along with incredible moves. Also has the abiility to take over a game at will.
"Damn man the Heat are down 50."

"Don't worry man Dwyane is about to get on the court."
by DWade January 24, 2005
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dwayne wade

the dwizzler. d-dubs. flash.

the definitions of dwayne wade and the word "super-awesome" are very similar.
holy mother of god, dwayne wade just came into my room and dunked on my face.

i have been devastated.
by heat_baller May 4, 2005
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Wade-rigged

1.-Fixed with ducktape, or with a piece of rusty metal.
2.-Half ass
3.-Told to by ur dad thats drunk off his ass
"WADE!" Tarp!. that means to go get the tarp...or

"WADE!" red bike, that means to go fix the red bike

good job, u just Wade-Rigged something
by Metal_head159 November 9, 2006
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wading pool

Noun:

1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.

2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)
She didn't want any guppies, so she kept him confined to the wading pool until it was time to put his swim cap on.

or

She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.
by alliedfarces November 2, 2011
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