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defensive wounds

a) wounds, mostly on hands/arms, a victim gets when trying to fend off an attacker

b) (joke) scratches on the back a man can get after wild (but consentual) sex
a) The victim had defensive wounds all over his forearms, cuts from a small knife.

b) Hey! You have defensive wounds all over your back! Your GF is a real scratcher!
by jjolson January 3, 2011
mugGet the defensive woundsmug.

flesh wound

A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a large wound.
"I just blasted a load in your mom's flesh wound"
" I ate her flesh wound"
by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010
mugGet the flesh woundmug.

wounded soldier

A wounded soldier is a coworker that can not complete any task without requiring the help of another coworker. Not to be confused with a new guy these people are simply chronically lazy, needy and indecisive people with small brains.

A wounded soldier takes one or two other people out of the fight in order to help them
Kurt is the definition of a wounded soldier, when the boss gives him a job to do he always needs my help and takes me away from my own damn work.
by funkmattsterflex March 28, 2020
mugGet the wounded soldiermug.

wound hound

a person who has sex with an open wound.
she took a knife to the fatty part of her thigh, and beckoned him near. He slowly slid his pecker in the wound and began screwing it.
by tom n nate September 23, 2003
mugGet the wound houndmug.

wounded pigeon

Substitute hooker for a girlfriend that has been giving you shit.
Say your girlfriend calls out the wrong name during sex. She deserves the wounded pigeon.
by [SoB] Sly Fox April 14, 2006
mugGet the wounded pigeonmug.

Wound Shag

When someone has sex with an open wound that they have just made by stabbing the person.
Im going to wound shag the fuck out of him if I don't get my money back soon
by J3TnDC December 5, 2011
mugGet the Wound Shagmug.

hatchet wound

a females reproductive organ, in the way it could kind of resemble
her pussy looked like a hatchet wound
by matt von March 8, 2008
mugGet the hatchet woundmug.

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