american dude: "Hey how much is 1 dollar in vietnam currency?"
random vietnamese dude: "100,000 vietnamese dong."
american dude: "dong.😂"
random vietnamese dude: "100,000 vietnamese dong."
american dude: "dong.😂"
by crischutu07 July 17, 2023
When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy
"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"
by JamesPage February 07, 2025
When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?
Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
by duncanthedestroyer June 02, 2012
The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.
Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.
by JGGJR February 21, 2017
When World War started, America attacked Vietnam. Most of the Vietnameses hide in the forest to surprised Americans soldiers, most of the Americans soldiers weren't survive the attack. Couple made it out alive but the attack haunt them....
Doctor: I'm sorry but you've....vietnamese flashback.
Americans that survive the attack: Why are we still here just to suffer...?
Americans that survive the attack: Why are we still here just to suffer...?
by EveryWordYouSay September 09, 2018
1: Dude, her hair was drenched when she came out of the house, what did y'all do?
2: Bro I gave her a Vietnamese Tornado
1: Damn
2: Bro I gave her a Vietnamese Tornado
1: Damn
by ChaBoiX February 22, 2020
The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025