venus fly trap

A venus fly trap is a plant that results in the coolest laugh ever

"this is the venus fly trap" *riyrjeay laugh"
See nerd, orange-headed kid, afro

by Christopher Marcus ;P December 28, 2005

Venus Fly-trap

The act of your penis becoming caught within a dried out vagina.

"Damn she had a Venus Fly-trap, I'm glad it doesn't have teeth."

by The Mysterious Hand January 2, 2012

Venus Fly Twaat

A girl who's sole survivol is based on exposing herself until a skeezy broke ass loser gets lured into her big nasty vag.

Wow that fugo would be half skeetable if she wasnt such a venus fly twaat.

by crustypooter24 August 25, 2008

Women from venus

1) able to kill people with lazer death abomination rays from their breasts.
2) born with a metal exo-skelaton vaginas
3) cup-drinking losers...we eat it!
4) I'm stepping through the dooooor!

Michael Terpak
David Hallmark

by Jason Prirmrose March 24, 2005

Venus fly trap

Oh hell no. These shits from the depths of hell need to go. If i ever see one ima run for the hills. Sure they keep bugs away but you better keep them away from me.

istg if i see one more Venus fly trap ima km$

by lmao no. June 11, 2021

Venus Fly Trap

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When a girl wraps her legs around a guy and refuses to let him remove his penis from her vagina.
'Last night that girl venus fly trapped me. She had my dick on lockdown.'
'He tried to switch positions so I had to pull out the venus fly trap.'
'There's only one way to stop them withholding the D. Venus fly trap em.'

by wordyworderson August 21, 2018

More Venus than Penis

Phrase meaning that a party, event, or social gathering contains more women (venus) than men (penis) in total attendees. Alternatively, one could reverse the words 'venus' and 'penis' in the phrase to mean that the event has more men, than women. See sausage fest
Phrase was originally coined by a man named Jeremy from Connecticut who was in charge of 'pre-party arrival recon' to determine if the event was worth inviting more people.

Guy1 (on phone)- How's that house party? Are there a good amount of girls, or is there alot of dudes?

Guy2- Hell yeah, definitely more venus than penis, my friend! Are you going to drop by or what?!

Guy1- I'm on my way now...(click)

by JeremySc December 22, 2008