Southern vampire

When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.

Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty

by Bob a lob June 14, 2008

Fun Vampire

Person who, by their very presence near a fun or off the chain activity, will proceed to suck all fun or hope of good times from said activity; usually female

- " I'll call Steve to see if he wants to go out with us tonight."

- " Don't even bother man, his new girlfriend is a fucking fun vampire."

-" oh yea, you're right."

by A. Russell April 18, 2007

vamos a la playa

vamos a la playa means lets go to the beach. it is commonly used for no reason.

*shopper in store*
Do you guys sell Plywood?
*salesman*
Vamos a la playa!!




My doctor said I have testicular cancer.

VAMOS A LA PLAYA!

by Paragraph, cuz im not tall enough to be an esse. August 28, 2004

vamping

In music, vamping is the repeated use of a phrase through an entire song or the improvisation on top of a repeated phrase through a song. Looping, samples and grooves are all examples of vamping, as is almost all popular music with repeated chord progressions. It is not a negative attribute, but implies building on top of a groove to create a song.

The keyboardist used extensive vamping to create an intricate song based on a funk groove.

by RadiationVibe August 2, 2009

social vampire

A person that goes around and 'attaches' themself to a person and piles on the affection and attention until they feel satisfied that the person really likes them in return. Once that happens, the person inexplicably moves on to the next 'target' nearly instantly and begins the cycle all over, leaving the last 'victim' confused and maybe a little hurt. These people feel like they're not popular enough and/or need more attention and this social vampirism is their defensive mechanism.

She is such a social vampire; she like just stopped talking to this guy almost overnight and started talking to someone else.

by I Am Jack's User ID December 23, 2005

morganville vampires

morganville vampires by writen by Rachel Caine. there are 6 books so far. more to come. morganville vampires deal with vampires. unlike twilight the vampires are bad. but of course a few are good. the story takes place in morganville texas.
main charters: claire danvers(16 year old college student), shane collins(18 year old hottie/badass rebell), eve rosser18 year old goth with a psyco killer brother), michael glass(18 year old sexy musician with a hotter secert then he is), monica morrell(cheif skank)ovlier(evil)amelie(the most bad ass vamp there is), sam glass(micheal glass's grandfather)

sarah aka eve: have you read morganville vampires?
justine aka claire:hell yeah it awsome!shane collins is hott! he's mine you cant have him!!
sarah aka eve: shane is hott but micheal is sexyy!

by mrs.eve glass March 1, 2009

Sparkling Vampire

One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy

"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"

"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."

"dude. what a sparkling vampire"

by Body Clack April 3, 2009