valiant

you're a fireboy with your watergirl and you're jumping at the same time.

"Jump with me like you're a valiant gazelle Danny." said by Phil Lester.

by adorablephreckles November 11, 2017

valdosta, georgia

1. A city where there's not much to do, not much to see, and not much reason to live here. There are basically no good jobs, plenty of illegal mexicans, and well beyond your fill of steriotypical black gangbangers. And apparently the only requirement to get a license to drive, is learning how to parallel park. Valdosta is home to the Blazers, the Wild Adventures theme park, the Moody Air Force Base, a Golden Corral, lots of stray animals, many all-black neighborhoods, dollar-stores with barred doors and windows, people that can't drive worth shit, routine car wrecks, crooked cops that enjoy beating people senseless, and yours truly. All the big city experience, but in a smaller, more redneck package. Stop on by!

Guy: Hey, did you hear about the car wreck in valdosta, georgia?

JNJ: Which one?

Guy: The one where nobody died.

JNJ: Nobody died!? There IS a God!

Guy: YEEHAH! Now I'm gonna go have sex with my 12 year old cousin/sister/daughter/uncle Joe!

JNJ: Tell the cops that I said "hey", as they bash your skull in.

Guy: Will do!

by JusticeNJudgement February 28, 2011

Validification

Attempting to prove something is true by proccess.

The DMV has an extensive validification proccess.

by Charlie Nathan September 25, 2007

valik

Sexy, amazing at sports . Gets all the girls he wants

Person 1:Look at those dribbling skills !
Person 2: Of course he's a valik

by PhantomII July 12, 2017

Valdosta

(n) A very boring, town in the South. Usually a hotspot for racist and inbred redneck idiots. Usually the tall-tale signs of being in a Valdosta include: Confederate flags, spray painted KKK graffiti signs, and no civilization necessities.

Gonzo: Hey guys! Let's play with some lasertag!

Sandman: Dude, we're in Valdosta.

by UkPat February 28, 2011

Valid

Someword tumblr uses that means character they like and appreciate, but spicier.

Morty is valid

by DirtyFatRat. July 18, 2018

Valincha

The tossing of an individual onto his/her bed, typically children, for a fun bedtime ritual. This word originated in the Bay Area of California circa 1945 - 1950 when a father invented a bedtime ritual to make the experience something to look forward to. You swing the child at least to a three count (count to their age if you can handle it) and then toss with the excited announcement, "Valincha!"

Every night at bedtime, Daddy gives Sally a valincha.

by Pantheous September 8, 2010