1. A name of a female Goddess.
2. A name given to a Guy who also thinks he's a female Goddess!
3. A confusing name often confused with Valdez.
2. A name given to a Guy who also thinks he's a female Goddess!
3. A confusing name often confused with Valdez.
Person: What's your name?
Valdis: My name is Valdis.
Person: Valdez?
Valdis: No Valdis!
Person: Oh Valdiz.
Valdis: No Just Call me V!
Valdis: My name is Valdis.
Person: Valdez?
Valdis: No Valdis!
Person: Oh Valdiz.
Valdis: No Just Call me V!
by Living with this name August 8, 2010
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Get the valdman mug.1. A city where there's not much to do, not much to see, and not much reason to live here. There are basically no good jobs, plenty of illegal mexicans, and well beyond your fill of steriotypical black gangbangers. And apparently the only requirement to get a license to drive, is learning how to parallel park. Valdosta is home to the Blazers, the Wild Adventures theme park, the Moody Air Force Base, a Golden Corral, lots of stray animals, many all-black neighborhoods, dollar-stores with barred doors and windows, people that can't drive worth shit, routine car wrecks, crooked cops that enjoy beating people senseless, and yours truly. All the big city experience, but in a smaller, more redneck package. Stop on by!
Guy: Hey, did you hear about the car wreck in valdosta, georgia?
JNJ: Which one?
Guy: The one where nobody died.
JNJ: Nobody died!? There IS a God!
Guy: YEEHAH! Now I'm gonna go have sex with my 12 year old cousin/sister/daughter/uncle Joe!
JNJ: Tell the cops that I said "hey", as they bash your skull in.
Guy: Will do!
JNJ: Which one?
Guy: The one where nobody died.
JNJ: Nobody died!? There IS a God!
Guy: YEEHAH! Now I'm gonna go have sex with my 12 year old cousin/sister/daughter/uncle Joe!
JNJ: Tell the cops that I said "hey", as they bash your skull in.
Guy: Will do!
by JusticeNJudgement February 28, 2011
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by @#$%Stella August 23, 2006
Get the wilmer valderrama mug.(n) A very boring, town in the South. Usually a hotspot for racist and inbred redneck idiots. Usually the tall-tale signs of being in a Valdosta include: Confederate flags, spray painted KKK graffiti signs, and no civilization necessities.
by UkPat February 28, 2011
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