Vincent

A sassy conceited man who knows hes hot and wants everyone to know it too. Hes very kind (sometimes) and loyal and did i mention hot? Hes very nerdy which is kind of weird but you wouldn't change anything about him because he manages to defy human nature and be perfect anyways. Hes a big family man which is very HOT and makes you want to have his children immediately. His smile can brighten anyone's day and his eyes sparkle like stars (which also makes you want to have his children immediately). He can turn you on with a look and turn you off with a karaoke session but you love it. Hes also very condescending every chance he gets but you ignore it because you're already in charge in every other aspect of your relationship so you let him have his little victories. He can also be a jerk sometimes but bare with him because deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down hes a nice guy. He will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. He'll be kind and loving and make you laugh when you're not even in the mood to smile. He'll be your best friend, your partner in everything, your confidant, your lover, your soulmate, your everything. Your life will forever be divided into before and after you saw him, for the very first time.

I was swiping on tinder and I saw a guy named Vincent so I didn't bother checking to see what he looks like and I just swiped right.

by Jk4747 December 8, 2019

Vincent

A dumbass, usually is asian and sucks at everything. Is capable of nothing, is a insult in all asian languages, you will get kicked out of a asian house if you say it.

This person buys a vincent mug for his sister-in-law larisa.

You VINCENT!!

by VincentSisterinlawLarisa October 18, 2020

vincent

Has a very, very, small penis

#hey that's small #penis #Vincent

by joellilmando February 14, 2018

Vincent

A gay cringe furry who's home is a backpack

Person 1: Hey have you seen Vincent today?
Person 2: Yeah he's just chilling in the backpack!

by Definitelynotjohncena October 21, 2021

Vincent

He is charming. He is attractive. He is handsome. He is affable. He is nice. He is patient. He is smart. He is determined. He is creative. He is respectful. He is polite. He is agreeable. He is stupid?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is ur dad...

vincent

by FishyFrog May 20, 2022

Vincent

He is a jackass and needs to shut the fuck up often. And he has no balls. Also is very unenergetic and very cranky at times also is very depressing and loves to dig in ass with his face

"Vincent shut the fuck up"

"Vincent no one was talking to you"

by Creepy.chickduj November 21, 2016

Vincent

Also known as Vince Big ass ego. Big ass dick. Anger issues. 20 years old but looks 27. Tall, broad shoulders, has shitty upper arm tattoo. Weird rash on back. Smokes weed regularly. Chick magnet. Can't grow a full beard. Drinks too much. Emotionally unavailable. Gets into fights. Has been deported before. Acts hard but a soft ass underneath it all.

Girl 1: "I think I'm in love with Vincent"
Girl 2: "You're a dumbass"

by IHasTheDiggestBick November 2, 2018