techno-urgency 

A state of tension brought about by performing a technical task for someone who is impatient.

I hate doing computer stuff in his presence - he brings way too much techno-urgency.
Do it yourself! You bring way too much techno-urgency.
Would you back off? Your techno-urgency is unbearable.

techno-urgency by wally9800 December 11, 2020

aa urge 

Aa urge means the desire or strong want to do something. “Urge” is something you would hear in a battery commercial like aa batteries— therefore, aa urge.

Person 1– What’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2– The aa urge to smack you on the back of your head right now.
(Do not smack anyone anywhere)

aa urge by ice cream is yummy January 20, 2022

Top Urgent 

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.

Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month

Top Urgent by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024

no sense of urgency 

when your friends and you go and buy mcdonalds and you are late for your ALP but don’t give a shit but when you go back to school u kena by cher

“Y’all have no sense of urgency at all , 10 people go and buy macdonalds? isnt that ridiculous ?”

no sense of urgency by blublublu August 21, 2021

The taku urge 

Urge to cheat

Me: low-key feeling the taku urge
Jessica: don’t even

The taku urge by mwanawami January 16, 2022

with the urgency of an emergency tampon 

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

with the urgency of an emergency tampon by von groovy July 9, 2024