Ultimate Roadhead

Getting a blowjob while the girl is driving. Setting the cruise control and you hold the wheel while she sucks it.

Kylie gave John Ultimate Roadhead on I-76 on the way to the 76ers game!

by Jollymando October 16, 2021

Ultimate Jizzbee

A supreme mind-blowing epic male orgasm where the male quivers, his eyes roll to the back of his head in pure heart-pounding, compounding pleasure, he partially loses control of his entire body, one of his eyes squints with partial nerve damage as he momentarily loses sight, and then he instantly and fiercely erupts like a hyper-pressurized 500 PSI geyser or fire hydrant, and then finally drops motionless in utter shock and disbelief of his mind-boggling experience.

Big Brother:
Having a woman in your life is so much more than touting arm candy 🍬 and regularly enjoying 20 seconds of Ultimate Jizzbee. 100 times out of 100 she's still an imperfect mortal human and will eventually do things that irritate you.

by Lil Sean March 27, 2023

ultimate legend

shitter, low skilled, suffers from a case of bloated ego

"Um, can y'all stop sucking so much? I'll have you know I'm an Ultimate Legend!"

by Urtimato Regendo March 30, 2023

Ultimate Paradox

getting head from a girl in a movie theatre playing brokeback mountain

Getting head there was an ultimate paradox.

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006

Ultimate Legendary Fail

A fail so bad that surpasses master fail. If you have done a Ultimate legendary fail, you are probably dead, Or you need to be since someone with this kind of failure is a shame to all mankind and the universe.

Person 1: HAHA I can own you in any game

1.5 seconds later

Person 2: Ultimate Legendary Fail I beated u 999-0

Person 1: *commits suicide*

by LOLOLOL xD LOL April 14, 2010

ultimate douchebag

A game derived from ultimate frisbee in which one player starts by picking a douche bag out of the crowd around them. The next player then chooses someone they think is douchey-er. Then another player again tries to one-up the previous douchebag. Players are allowed to challenge someones douchebag if they believe it is not douchey-er than the previous. Who ever picked the douche then has a chance to point out what makes their douche so douchey, and to try to convince other player(s) to allow their pick. If the choice is not accepted, that player is "out" of the game. Other players continue playing as such until the ultimate douchebag is found and all others surrender.
Can be played with 2 or more people. Best in crowded locations such as airports, sporting events, and New Jersey.

1. "That 3 hour lay over flew by once we started that game of ultimate douchebag, I was so busy looking around for douchebags I forgot to look at my watch!"

2. "That man with all the hair gel and ed hardy shirt is my first pick for ultimate douchebag"

by sparrow802 July 27, 2010

ultimate solid

an ultimate solid is like a solid but it is equal to ten solids.

oh my god she gave me a ultimate solid.

by first guy ten solids in 1 November 20, 2012